23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

“you ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur like ‘that's you’"
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Woof — it’s been a long week.

If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: Hilarious tweets about pets.

We Shih Tzu not.

Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter to find the funniest posts about our fur-balls being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.

(And if you want some more, no need to beg ― check out last week’s batch right here.)

you ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur like "that's you"

— navi ✰ (@prettyboynavi) July 17, 2022

Her name is Virginia and she wants to write a massive check for your organization, but only if you add a ballet studio because she was a ballerina. Which is sweet, but you're a food bank. pic.twitter.com/fwaOPZUTZP

— Marina Martinez-Bateman (@marinaforhire) July 16, 2022

What sort of voodoo is this?! He’s gone…like gone gone! 😳😂🐶💥 pic.twitter.com/7252uMRnmc

— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) July 22, 2022

cannibal pic.twitter.com/fTdyGAa3xp

— ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ (@PAVGOD) July 19, 2022

When people complain about cats being “aloof” I’m like I can’t relate my cat is never more than 3 feet away from me, watches me when I sleep, and if I leave the house for even an hour when I come back she greets me like I just returned from war

— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) July 21, 2022

My friend’s parents asked me to feed their cat today. This is Alex. He always looks like he is seeing ghosts (maybe he is). pic.twitter.com/PImeE3qK2p

— Richard Dottie Pipi mom🇺🇦 (@catbakermom) July 16, 2022

I’m a cat. No one can stop me.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/XSgXxJAM3p

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 21, 2022

😭 they got crocs for dogs pic.twitter.com/x4NU7g7PXd

— 🌹 (@curtisthatsnow_) July 20, 2022

My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

— Drew Sanocki (@drewsanocki) July 21, 2022

#Caturday remote fishing. pic.twitter.com/QAdqIAhhXm

— Helen Dale (not on your team, but always fair) (@_HelenDale) July 16, 2022

why do landlords charge pet rent??? my dog don’t even got a job

— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) July 18, 2022

Teasing your dog with his favorite words. 😂❤️ pic.twitter.com/i7lXh8KN1X

— Strictly Anti-fascist 🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) July 20, 2022

Today is the only day you can retweet this pic.twitter.com/rwf4Ar62Ca

— Mick 💙💛 (@MickBoettge) July 19, 2022

In hot weather, electrolyte replacement is important and there are little powders you can add to water. Just do not get confused pic.twitter.com/uvs5hvwSPp

— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) July 21, 2022

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pic.twitter.com/b0smUxSdGt

— gatos fazendo gatices 😼 (@gatinarios) July 16, 2022

I changed my mind..🐕🐾🍪😅 pic.twitter.com/b9xtMzkSRx

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 20, 2022

This is Peter. He is 38 seconds into his first walk. Has officially decided that he is done with his first walk. 12/10 you did great pic.twitter.com/8Bhf7FcIvt

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 18, 2022

her favourite place to sleep pic.twitter.com/H9F4wTmRAU

— Cats (@twtCats) July 21, 2022

everyone: "don't let your dog go out for too long in this heat!"

my dog: leaves the air conditioned bedroom to bake alone in the living room all morning

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) July 21, 2022

te amo perrito minecraft pic.twitter.com/Lb07zhVEJC

— perritos gorditos (@Gordito_Perrito) July 19, 2022

My dad bought an old tv and gutted it to turn it into a cat bed 😭🥺 pic.twitter.com/riGjC75jss

— Audrey 🚨KS vote NO August 2nd🚨 (@biggestweiner) July 16, 2022

he doesn't like it when everyone else is outside and he's not. pic.twitter.com/ETi2xIEdix

— Drew Savicki (@DrewSav) July 21, 2022

It’s always important to remember that this Japanese show’s investigation into the town’s fat dog and his day out exists pic.twitter.com/SHU82m4E5R

— Lolo (@LolOverruled) July 21, 2022
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