8 Tweets From People Who Are Really Nailing Divorce

'I can finally eat peas again.'

No matter what the cynics say, when you’re putting a ring on it, no one ever imagines it will end in a bitter divorce.

But s**t happens and sometimes the right thing to do is go your separate ways and start again.

And in these difficult times it is important to know when to make the best of a bad situation. So follow the lead of these people who are totally nailing the whole divorce thing.

1. When you bring the right snacks to the proceedings.

Getting divorced over donuts #Fact

— Ally (@allyburch_) September 4, 2016

2. When you move on almost immediately.

I gave the bartender my number, his coworker told me he was married, he told me he was getting divorced 🙃

— Ris ⚾️ (@_marisaaa22) September 4, 2016

3. When you can finally eat peas again.

One of the very many excellent things about getting divorced is that I can have peas with Sunday dinner every week now if I want. And I do.

— Sharoncé (@DoctorWarmflash) September 4, 2016

4. When you get divorce and shopping done at the same time.

so, it appears that this man has taken his son to Target to tell him that he and the mom are getting divorced.

— mike (@mykuhlann) August 28, 2016

5. When you finally get to have the wedding photos you always wanted.

I'm spending my night photoshopping cats faces into my photos so yeah I'm pretty much nailing this divorce shit #Winning

— Taylor Wall (@tk_wall) April 3, 2014

6. When you know it’s keeping you youthful.

People ask what my secret is for staying youthful...the answer is getting divorced and eliminating toxicity

— Cali Girl (@Just_Beachy72) September 12, 2016

7. When you just make the most of it.

Getting divorced will be the highlight of my life

— Łast Resørt (@CaseyBullfrogs) August 26, 2016

8. When you don’t let it put you off marriage.

Buzzfeed quiz just said I'm getting divorced 6 times. But the 7th marriage will be 4ever. #Blessed

— Angela (@LittleTXMonster) September 16, 2016
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