8 Totally Legitimate Reasons To Consider Divorcing Your Spouse

As much as we love our spouse, there are lots of times when we really wish we could just ditch them.

Mainly this happens when they refuse to make us a cup of tea and we have to get up from the sofa ourselves in the middle of Bake Off. It’s almost like they’re asking for a divorce.

Here are eight times when it would be totally legit to call time on a relationship.

1. When they didn’t cry on command.

if my husband doesn't cry while I walk down the aisle we getting divorced, I'm walking away
— julibraa✨ (@Julibraa) September 6, 2016

2. When they didn’t make you a midnight feast.

if we get married and you're not down to make waffles @ three AM we will be getting divorced
— krispy kreme (@destinycarrx) September 6, 2016

3. When they failed to be an adult.

Why are you getting divorced?

My husband at the last of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch and put the empty box back in the pantry 😡
— petit_perpetuities (@petitperpetut) September 6, 2016

4. When they tried to explain Olympic cycling.

My wife tried to explain that Olympic cycling thing with the rules and the lanes and the banked corners... We're getting divorced on Monday.
— David Lane Pusey (@DavidsPusey) August 20, 2016

5. When they didn’t laugh at your joke.

My future husband better laugh at all of my stupid jokes and think I'm the best or we are already getting divorced
— b. ☾ (@breeheartsyou) September 3, 2016

6. When they didn’t reply to your message within 10 minutes.

I sent my wife a gchat about how tired I am 10 minutes ago and she hasn't replied are we getting divorced @JudgeJudy
— Ben Harrison (@BenjaminAhr) August 23, 2016

7. When they wouldn’t wear this outfit.

@ssiibe get this outfit or were getting divorced pic.twitter.com/DGq9yMFFpG
— mia (@monarked) August 23, 2016

8. When they put you in a world of pain.

My kids have a loud doll that really cries.

Its batteries finally died.

My wife put new batteries in it.

We're getting divorced.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2016

Someone save us.

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