22 Funny Tweets About The Songs Parents Make Up

"Motherhood has enhanced my creativity... I wrote a song titled 'We Don’t Need To Scream; We Can Whisper And Make Soft Sounds'"
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Little kids love to make up songs, and their parents have been known to get creative with music as well.

Whether they’re rewriting the lyrics to radio hits or coming up with their own original compositions, there’s no limit to the pure artistry parents display. And many like to share their work on Twitter.

Below, we’ve rounded up 22 funny tweets about the songs parents make up.

Here's a little song I wrote about trying to leave the house with the kids in the morning it's called "OHMYGOD WHY AREN'T YOUR SHOES ON YET" and a one and a two

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 8, 2021

Here’s a new baby song I just made up: “I’m a little teapot dippity doop, I don’t make any tea, only poop.”

— amil (@amil) March 31, 2018

Parental Christmas Songs
🎵Jingle Bells my teen smells, he won’t take a bath
🎵Dashing out the door, late again to school
🎵All I want for Christmas is my kid to brush her teeth
🎵On the first day of Christmas my kid gave to me, another stomach flu
🎵God rest you weary parents

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 13, 2019

i wrote a new song about being a parent recently.

the lyrics are just me screaming while strumming only the G chord for 24 minutes.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 6, 2021

I told my kid not to dance in the kitchen because he might get burned.

I think I just wrote a hit country song.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) July 16, 2018

I think I've reached peak parenthood. Tonight I made up a song about chlorine to the tune of Jolene just to get my kids to shower. Hey, it worked! @DollyParton #parenting

— Tina (@mischievously11) July 30, 2022

To the tune of “Taking Care of Business”

Taking care of babies, every day! Taking care of babies, another poop today!

— Alexis (@lexiskeck) November 27, 2020

REM meant for the lyrics to be Everybody Stinks so they could be every parent's bath time coercion song.

— Stephanie Wyeld (@steph_the_twit) January 22, 2019

Here's a little song I wrote about living with teenagers it's called "OHMYGOD WHY DID WE EVER DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN" and a one and a two

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 7, 2022

@krissybri 😂 I made up a song called "Get Dem Fingers Out Your Mouth, Girl". There's a dance & everything. 😩

— Mattie James (@themattiejames) December 20, 2014

No Sleep Till Forever

- if parents wrote Beastie Boys songs

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) February 1, 2019

Side effect of parenthood: singing made up songs about everything.

Tune of Spider-Man
🎵🎶 snuggle quilt, snuggle quilt momma's got a new snuggle quilt🎵🎶

— forever booing bettman (@vickyrex) February 6, 2019

Just spontaneously composed a song called “I can’t wait till my kids go back to school.”

— Kristen Mae (@AbandonPretense) July 24, 2018

I might create a full musical of all the songs I’ve made up for my kids. Highlights include “don’t put your fingers in your bumhole”, “animal torture kitchen” and “nobody wants to see your penis”. No idea why I parent through song. I like it tho.

— 🟥Humbuggy🟥 (@Humbuggy1) July 19, 2022

Motherhood has enhanced my creativity for example I wrote a song titled “We Don’t Need To Scream; We Can Whisper And Make Soft Sounds”

— perstephone (@StephanieFunky) July 26, 2019

To the tune of “W. A. P.”

Now from the top, make it drop
That’s a wet ass diaper
Get a bucket and a mop,
That’s a wet ass diaper
I’m cryin, “WAH! WAH! WAH!”
That’s a wet ass diaper
Got that poopy on my butt
That’s a wet ass diaper

— Alexis (@lexiskeck) November 27, 2020

Every morning, while Leila starts to wake up, I sing her a special “good morning” song I made up. And every morning she responds by screaming “no” at me, pushing me away, and shoving her head back under the covers. Ahhhh... parenthood is so rewarding.

— Kristina (@MorgantiK) March 20, 2019

Just sang a song I wrote for the last 15 minutes where the main lyrics is “I know there’s poop in there” motherhood is so beautiful <3

— rachel (@_koalaprincess) November 20, 2020

I was feeling like being a little extra so I made up a bedtime song and performed it pretty fantastically and oh shit what have I done I'm going to be doing this every night until I die now!?!

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 29, 2019

It’s 8pm Somewhere
-If moms wrote country songs

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) July 26, 2021

Please enjoy my new morning song that I just made up for my kid:

Time. to brush teeth and make beds and brush hair...
Time to do all those things as though. we. care.

I refuse to apologize to anyone for this.

>okay fine im sorry<

— tiffany hunter (@lifeattiffanys) March 19, 2020

I'm writing a new song about being a mom:
🎶🎶 Can I please get anything done without someone hanging on meeeeeeeee? 🎶🎶

Hoping is catches on...

— Ohio mom of two 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #BLM (@OhioMomoftwo) April 7, 2019
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