14 Tweets That Accurately Sum Up Your Feelings Towards Estate Agents

'It doesn't have an oven but it does have this beautiful window.'

If you don’t plan on living in your parents’ box room for the rest of your life, you will have to put on your adult hat and deal with estate agents at some point.

These 14 tweets sum up our eternal frustration towards the people who hold the keys to a mouldy, damp-riddled kingdom, and stretch the word ‘cosy’ to its outer limits.

1. Instantly wishing you could return to life pre-estate agents.

Our estate agents are the most ridiculous people I've ever had to deal with 😠

— Soph (@sophierosie) September 30, 2016

2. Admiring their ever-generous property descriptions.

Currently: Reporting real estate agents for listing car parks on TradeMe as single bedroom flats 😂

— Matt (@mfyfyr) September 24, 2016

3. And liberal use of inappropriate adjectives.

When estate agents have a thesaurus but no dictionary pic.twitter.com/eIhA25802q

— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) September 23, 2016

4. Not forgetting their unbridled enthusiasm.

"No, it doesn't have an oven, but it does have this beautiful window!" I love real estate agents.

— Christy Lynn (@ChristyLynnLSU) September 22, 2016

5. And remarkable photography skills.

So it seems that real estate agents have figured out how to use wide angle lenses effectively. pic.twitter.com/hbAAvzqQ1K

— Kevin Nether (@TechNinjaSpeaks) September 25, 2016

6. Remembering you’re actually paying for this service.

Absolutely sick to death of having to put up with rudeness of people and businesses I'm actually handing money over to. Today: estate agents

— Sir John Riley (@SirJohnRiley) September 24, 2016

7. Considering destroying your SIM card when they get hold of your phone number.

of all the texts from real estate agents i get this has to be the most trigerring pic.twitter.com/v18SYanlUV

— henry (@WESTILLOVEKANYE) September 22, 2016

8. If you could physically set fire to your inbox you would.

35 emails from real estate agents in the last 45 minutes. Their abuse has no limits

— Bambï (@BambiDubai) September 24, 2016

9. Wondering if they’re secretly all just witches.

Is there some sort of estate agents convention in London today. My carriage is laden with them pic.twitter.com/bitKdHazh4

— Matthew Eve (@mattheweve) September 22, 2016

10. Knowing that you’re not alone in your loathing.

Nice estate agents don't exist

— hannnahks (@hannnahks) September 23, 2016

11. Making the obvious comparisons.

12. Wondering how you’ll ever be free of their clutches.

Honestly ready to launch myself out a window after hassling these estate agents for deposits back for 2 months and getting nowhere 🙃🔫

— Lucy Wright (@lucccywright) September 23, 2016

13. Then realising you won’t.

I hate estate agents with a passion.

— Bunty (@starof_72) September 23, 2016

14. And if the estate agents don’t push you to your limits, they know someone else who will.

Hopes raised by estate agents only to be dashed again by solicitors. #stillwaiting pic.twitter.com/P78XvDaFIX

— Tanya Warren (@Tanyawarren) September 21, 2016

Mum, can we come home?

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