GDPR Emails Are Getting More Desperate By The Day And People Are In Their Element

Bet you're regretting sending all those spam emails now hey?

Unless you’ve been living under a technological rock for the last month, you probably know by now that the introduction of a new EU data law means we are going to be seeing a shakeup in our emails from Friday 25 May.

In short, GDPR is good news as it gives you lots more control over your data, and companies (especially the ones who send you endless marketing spam) have to ask you explicitly if you want to receive their mail.

We’ve had emails with subject lines ranging from ‘don’t leave us this way’ to ‘are we really saying goodbye’ and even ‘we hate goodbyes’ - to be honest the whole thing is getting a bit desperate ex-partner.

But far from feeling sorry for the senders, we are enjoying watching the spammers scrambling for our affections, while we kick back and ignore the chaos piling up in our inboxes.

And who would have guessed it, but GDPR has actually made for the best meme and Twitter fodder imaginable.

DO YOU STILL WANT TO GET MY EMAILS AFTER GDPR TAKES EFFECT pic.twitter.com/BuchzIh1zB

— Declan Cashin-Chalamet-Porowski-B.Jordan (@Tweet_Dec) May 23, 2018

DO YOU STILL WANT TO GET OUR EMAILS AFTER GDPR TAKES EFFECT? pic.twitter.com/oyx65FHNTC

— Cirque du SoLame (@_Katenip) May 23, 2018

DO YOU STILL WANT TO GET OUR EMAILS AFTER GDPR TAKES EFFECT? pic.twitter.com/Ca2kf4FSXA

— Cirque du SoLame (@_Katenip) May 23, 2018

But as the deadline is getting closer people are enjoying the increasingly desperate tactics being employed by marketing teams to get you to subscribe.

GDPR email 1: We are changing the way we store data
GDPR email 2: You need to update your subscription to keep getting emails
GDPR email 3: Look you twat we need your updated details
GDPR email 4: We love you please update your settings
GDPR email 5: STOP IGNORING US YOU BELL

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 23, 2018

all these GDPR emails are like THIRSTY exes crawling back out the woodwork

— Jennifer Savin (@JenniSavin) May 23, 2018

Over the last two weeks my GDPR emails have gone from 'Hey, let's not lose touch' to 'THIS COULD BE THE LAST MESSAGE YOU EVER GET FROM US'. Starting to get emotionally involved in this messy breakup I'm having with a windscreen repair firm from New Malden.

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) May 23, 2018

The subject line of my email inbox increasingly reads like a scorned lover: 'I'll miss you', 'Please don't go', 'It'll be sad to lose you', 'Please stay in touch', 'Let's stay friends'. I'm just waiting for the email headed, 'I've burned all your books you bastard.' #GDPR

— Kerry William Purcell (@Kerrypurcell) May 21, 2018

I’m feeling so loved and valued at the moment. I have about 150 emails in my inbox telling me that they’d hate to see me go #gdpr

— Beta Teacher (@Beta_Teacher) May 23, 2018

GDPR emails are by the day sounding more and more like the world’s going to end pic.twitter.com/qUTylfJry7

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) May 21, 2018

And realising we’re all embracing our natural laziness and ignoring the emails altogether.

I love GDPR emails because they’re a problem that actually for once if you ignore it does genuinely go away.

— Neil Crombie (@neil_crombie) May 23, 2018

Me letting all the GDPR emails wash over me and not responding to any of them pic.twitter.com/YfB8oahDMR

— Juliet Mushens (@mushenska) May 22, 2018

Or just going for the mass inbox clearance strategy.

Deleting today's round of #GDPR emails from my inbox like pic.twitter.com/zSbqY8p13c

— Evie the Cat (@HMCabinetCat) May 23, 2018

Although some people were worried they were being too heavy handed with the delete button.

This "ignoring all GDPR emails" business is going to be the reason we all miss an ABBA one-night-only reunion presale opportunity isn't it?

— Hi Girls Hi Louise (@HiGirlsHiLouise) May 23, 2018

And prioritising the emails that really matter.

the only GDPR email i will be responding to: pic.twitter.com/oBJo5YhcGn

— Felix (@felixrackers) May 24, 2018

But honestly we’re all just wondering why we agreed to get an email address in the first place.

When you’re the only person in Britain wishing you could receive emails about GDPR pic.twitter.com/ZEAxbpEKlD

— Mo' (@mocent0) May 23, 2018

Seriously.

The future of email is just receiving GDPR privacy notices until your inbox fills up and you no longer have the will to use email anymore.

— Aaron Levie (@levie) May 24, 2018

That’s it we’re turning our phone off.

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