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Glastonbury Tweets That Will Make You Thankful You're Not There

Warning: may contain grumpy middle aged people getting a bit moany.
Ryan Barrell
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Writer, The Huffington Post UK

Glastonbury is in full swing, and we're all being inundated with stories of people off for a long weekend of fun while we're stuck in offices or drudging along with our daily lives.

The only thing we can do is adopt the quintessentially British response of grumpily pretending we didn't want to go and laughing at the people who have to deal with awful weather.

Good to know that after the divisions off the EU ref the nation can come together to laugh at those stuck in the mud at #Glastonbury

— James Lyons (@STJamesl) June 22, 2016

Obviously the camping, mud and rain aren't for everyone.

It's 'THE MAGIC' of Glastonbury. Of course it is mate. 230 quid for a traffic jam, mud and Coldplay. Do me a favour.

— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) June 22, 2016

And it helps just a little bit to wish that everyone else was as miserable as us.

It's that time where whoever we are, whatever political beliefs we have, we can all come together in the hope that it rains at Glastonbury.

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) June 22, 2016

Also, a lot of people are happy to help out their fellow tweeters by suggesting ways to recreate the Glasto experience at home.

Recreate Glastonbury in your own living room by covering yourself in mud and getting someone to sell you paracetamol he swears are class As.

— . (@twlldun) June 21, 2016

Not going to #Glastonbury this year? Recreate the magic by putting an album cover in the far end of your garden & not washing for 4 days.

— Mark McKirdy (@markmckirdy) June 7, 2016

Disappointed about not going to #Glastonbury this weekend?
Here's a reminder of how to recreate it at home. pic.twitter.com/dRdeGBpzoZ

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 22, 2016

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