Gregg Wallace Fronted A Mockumentary About Eating Human Meat, And It Was Almost Too Convincing

The British Meat Miracle explored cannibalism – but many viewers failed to spot one key detail.
Gregg Wallace on The British Miracle Meat
Gregg Wallace on The British Miracle Meat
Channel 4

Gregg Wallace caused a stir with his latest show on Monday night – a documentary about a factory that harvests meat from slices of human flesh.

The British Miracle Meat saw the Masterchef judge tour the Good Harvest Procession Plant, meeting technicians who grow 50,000 steaks a day from strips of human tissue donated in exchange for cash.

There was one catch though – the plant and the entire documentary were fake.

Unfortunately, Channel 4 did such a good job that many, many viewers thought it was real…

I think I've jus vomited but that #greggwallace program needed to be shown. I did wonder if this was going on. #humanharvest #sick. If human steaks is now? It only proves possibility
of HEK existence in 💉s🤢🤮😔 pic.twitter.com/57giAb3kPB

— Rosie Pook (@rep_29) July 24, 2023

One little boy was scared and was cajoled by being reminded about inflation & how he’s doing his bit for people like him to live better, & it’ll make his grandmother proud! She was there too having her flesh “harvested” & was in agony!!! Words evade me! Well ones that I can print

— JQ (@WhatIfThisIsIt) July 24, 2023

So now we are out of the EU, the UK can now sell meat that has been lab grown from HUMAN CELLS!!!!. Its on channel 4 if you want to see this madness. Gregg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat

— Ldot (@MrLdot) July 24, 2023

Now on @Channel4 Gregg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat 🤮

Lab grown Engineered Human Meat.

Flogging it as helping us with the Cost of Living crisis.
These psychopaths will stop at nothing.

🤢🤢🤢

— Clair 🌸🌸🌸 (@ClairSaysThis) July 24, 2023

At one point, Gregg was joined by renowned chef Michael Roux Jr to tuck into the steaks which sparked further outrage:

There's something very unpalatable about the Greg Wallace programme on channel 4 where theyre eating meat that's been cultivated from human cells.

— andie dyer (@dyerAndie) July 24, 2023

The penny did eventually start to drop for viewers but some were still unimpressed:

Fell asleep in front of C4 news and woke up in the middle of the #greggwallace #miraclemeat programme - watching for 5 minutes in that slightly bleary, just woken up state wondering “what on earth am I watching” made me almost the perfect victim of this brilliant satire. LOVED IT

— Dominic Jones (@oddjones) July 24, 2023

This must be a stitch up but I’ve got no idea why they’re doing it?

— (NOT) Greg Coin (@gregoriouscoin) July 24, 2023

Gregg Wallace you are a menace, got @chrisasstrophe’s mum thinking your miracle meat was real pic.twitter.com/ksARxvgrWn

— dr jess asstrophe (@jessasstrophe) July 24, 2023

"Gregg Wallace pretends to walk around a human flesh factory to comment on the cost of living crisis" was not something I ever expected to happen but I guess reality is melting so fair enough. https://t.co/zc5R8xT06w

— ⛰️🦈 (@LordLandshark) July 25, 2023

Not everyone hated it, though.

Gregg – who is best-known for Masterchef but also previously hosted the (real) BBC programme Inside The Factory – will probably be delighted by tweets comparing him to legendary satirists Chris Morris, Armando Ianucci and Charlie Brooker:

That Gregg Wallace show was better than the latest series of Black Mirror

— D (@TheElusiveD) July 25, 2023

Gregg Wallace > Chris Morris & Armando Iannucci

— Ben (@Naylorben) July 25, 2023

I haven't watched it yet but I am obsessed with the idea of Gregg Wallace being the new Jonathan Swift.

— Anastasia Gammon (@StasiaWrites) July 25, 2023

The Masterchef star responded to the furore on Instagram, where he thanked Channel 4 for his first ever acting job.

The ‘documentary’ had been advertised by Channel 4 as a show which would explore options for food production amid price rises in the UK.

The description read: “With food prices soaring, Gregg Wallace investigates a controversial new lab-grown meat product that its makers claim could provide a solution to the cost-of-living crisis.”

Gregg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat is available to watch on Channel 4 online.

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