Guy Tries To Date Five Women In One Night, It Backfires Spectacularly

Now that's how to get revenge.

Most of us wouldn’t dare to go on two dates in one evening, but a cocky dater recently lined up five potential matches in one night.

Thankfully, the not-so-lucky ladies got their sweet revenge, ‘John Tucker Must Die’-style.

It all started when office manager Lisette Pylant tweeted to say she’d met up with a guy for a date in a bar.

Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy).

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

We meet up at a bar my friend works at. Said friend proceeds to text me telling me this guy sucks and I should run

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

I show up and he sucks but I figure I'll stay because my friends are working at the bar

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017


Much to Pylant’s surprise, after 45 minutes of a lacklustre date, a second woman rocked up for her date with the man.

So 45 mins in his next date shows up because he double books himslef and he decides he's going to friendzone me to get out of the situation

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what's up

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

The two women made a pact to make the guy feel sufficiently awkward, when a third woman turned up for her date.

We'll call this girl katie - katie gets in on my quest to make this guy feel like the fucjboy he clearly is and we chat for 30 mins

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Thankfully, the third woman was also on board for getting some good, old fashioned revenge.

Then the third girl shows up - we'll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sit

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncer in on this and are taking this guy for all he's worth over here

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

He's now explaining why he broke up with his ex and Riley asked if he also met her on a "group date" 😂

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill 👌🏽

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Just when the ladies thought it was over, a fourth woman arrived for her date with the man. But Pylant was having none of it and soon intercepted the woman into her posse.

JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT pic.twitter.com/88iqDi6mfX

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017


As if that wasn’t enough, girl number five arrived to date the guy.

You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

My friend is now arguing with said guy and his current date (#4) about why she shouldn't waste her time and just leave

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017


Unbelievably, the man actually tried to justify his actions.

Went outside to make a call and ran into him leaving #5. He then tells me I'm the only one he wants to get to know still but that I should

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

Tell him if he should just fuck off. I tell him there's a difference between being efficient and being an asshole and he goes into "well im

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

"...A project manager, I manage my time efficiently." And I say there's no way to know someone in 40 mins of you have 5 dates lined up

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

He tried to say he was looking for love and his future wife. These "weren't dates" they were apparently "pre-date conversations"

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017


Pylant may not have had a great date, but she did have one hell of a night. Her tweets so went viral and were even made into a Twitter moment.

Now that’s what we call revenge.

You win some, you lose some - but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process 🍾 cheers ladies 💪🏽 don't fuck with us pic.twitter.com/lxQ3f6Km2P

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
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