Marks And Spencer Is Selling A 'Love Sausage' To Enjoy This Valentine's Day

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Marks and Spencer wants you to enjoy its “love sausage” this Valentine’s Day. Yes, really.

In what may be the most mind-boggling tweet of 2019 so far, the store adored by the nation’s nans asked: “Are you ready for our Love Sausage?”

It went on to encourage the general public to “say it with sausages”, and tag who you’ll be sharing your “love sausage” with on the 14th Feb.

To top things off, M&S shared a photo of the product surrounded by tea lights and rose petals. As you do.

Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn
— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019

The good people of Twitter were shocked at M&S’s innuendo:

“Love Sausage” though. #ewww pic.twitter.com/WgElg2ALgB
— 👑The Princess and the Pea 🇪🇺❄️ (@mrsspanner) February 7, 2019

pic.twitter.com/cY4hxIdLLi
— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) February 7, 2019

Some expressed confusion and disbelief:

love sausage?! Really!
— Ben Casey (@benzillauk) February 7, 2019

Love sausage? Have I slept through Feb and March and woken up on April Fool’s day?!?
— Niki Burgham (@NikiBurgham) February 7, 2019

While others said M&S has won at Valentine’s Day:

The social media team at @marksandspencer have just “won” Twittter for the day, give up folks, nothing to see here but some #LoveSausage 🤣👍🏼 https://t.co/2lsrsMJd8S pic.twitter.com/6qxHHF6dvn
— New Forest Cyclist (@forestcyclist) February 7, 2019

You can get your own bacon-wrapped love sausage in stores from 8 Feb for £5 (eggs not included).

Remember, it’s not just any love sausage, it’s an M&S love sausage.

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