The Most Ridiculous IT Requests Revealed

Email Undeliverable - Thank goodness we don’t live in a world where our emails take one to three working days to arrive from SolarWinds

Disc Jockey - Please avoid turning your desktop into a CD changer. from SolarWinds

Out of Range for Wi-Five - Who knows how many ‘Wi’s technological advancements will bring us from SolarWinds

Magenta Alert - Always remember your CMYKs, kids. from SolarWinds

Batteries Not Included - Because if you don’t need a wire, surely you don’t need any power either from SolarWinds

Error: Timekeeping Skills - lmgtfy.com strikes again from SolarWinds

It’s Alive!!! - Sometimes, rather than explaining a problem, it’s best just to say ‘everything’s going to be okay’ from SolarWinds

Hard of Hearing - We wish this person had stayed mute with their problem from SolarWinds

Staying Ahead of the Market - For the record: if changing the stock market from a computer, this guy wouldn’t be working in IT from SolarWinds

Just Following Orders - Classic case of ‘please don’t shoot the messenger’ from SolarWinds

You Have the Power - Is it too much to make sure you’re pressing the right buttons, first? from SolarWinds

Needs More LAN - Everyone knows slow computers need more Landom Access Nemory from SolarWinds