Jared Kushner Makes Rare Speech On Russia And The Internet Loses It Over His Voice

'The perfect blend of Mickey Mouse and later life Michael Jackson.'
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President Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior White House advisor Jared Kushner has publicly spoken out about his involvement with Russia - but it’s his voice that’s really got people talking.

Kushner made a brief statement to the press following a two-hour, closed-door interview with the Senate Intelligence Committee, saying: “Let me be very clear. I did not collude with Russia, nor do I know of anyone else in the campaign who did so.”

Jared Kushner has said he did not collude with Russia
Jared Kushner has said he did not collude with Russia
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Having typically kept a low profile and stayed away from doing media appearances, many people seemed far more excited to hear his voice than what was he was actually going to say.

And boy, they were not disappointed.

Wait, this is what Jared Kushner's voice sounds like?

— Stop the Speaker (@StopTheSpeaker) July 24, 2017

Well now we know why Jared Kushner didn't want us to ever hear his voice.

— Saint Brian (@AWorldOutOfMind) July 24, 2017

Everyone finally hearing Jared Kushner’s voice: “BAHAHAHAHA!!” pic.twitter.com/hs1GUGp6cC

— Jose Antonio Ojeda (@ojedasbodega) July 24, 2017

You shouldn't make fun of anyone for their voice... except Jared Kushner

— Molly (@isteintraum) July 24, 2017

To get a true sense of what he sounds like, these are all the hilarious things people on Twitter have compared his voice to:

Three little boys in a suit

Jared Kushner's voice makes me question if he isn't just three little boys in a suit.

— Paul Birch (@Paul_Birch1) July 24, 2017

A 14-year-old girl

Jared Kushner delivers statement, sounds as if 14 year old girl is dubbing his voice.

— Pesach 'Pace' Lattin (@pacelattin) July 24, 2017

Millie Bobby Brown

Absolutely amazing how versatile this young actress is. pic.twitter.com/qUm5zMU9T4

— chaps (@UncleChaps) July 24, 2017

Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson

Jared Kushner's voice is the perfect blend of Mickey Mouse and later life Michael Jackson I'd always imagined.

— Mike P Williams 🌹 (@Mike_P_Williams) July 24, 2017

How you think your recorded voice sounds

jared kushner sounds like what everyone's afraid of sounding like when they hear their own recorded voice

— Andrew Lipstein (@ailipstein) July 25, 2017

A high-pitched screech

these pictures make it look like kushner was just emitting a high-pitched screech for like ten minutes straight pic.twitter.com/O0GpftEhEC

— Stefan (@boring_as_heck) July 24, 2017

An unemployed silent film actor

Jared Kushner's squeaky little voice sounds like a silent film actor whose career ended when they transitioned to talkies

— Mark Gallagher (@HamFlap) July 24, 2017

Someone with tight boxers

Someone get Jared Kushner some underpants that fit. His size 6T Transformers briefs are disrupting his speaking voice.

— Frederick Douglass (@Abolition_Fred) July 24, 2017

A bad movie villain

jared kushner's voice sounds like the waspy baddy in an 80s college movie pic.twitter.com/JqgcZimOhg

— dream daddy jeff irl (@thecultureofme) July 24, 2017

Others also had some alternative fun reimagining the topic of his speech.

"let me be very clear: yogurt. is. too. spicy." pic.twitter.com/RqNUztcdsX

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 24, 2017

"let me be very clear: spaghetti is too long. i will not eat spaghetti unless someone cuts it up for me beforehand." pic.twitter.com/JgPIa1bNLf

— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) July 24, 2017

"I was breast-fed until I was in my early twenties and I turned out just fine. Next question" pic.twitter.com/N65Y93SVG4

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2017

As well as the online trolling, Kushner was subject to similar treatment in the real world, too when a protestor waved a Russian flag in his face and demanded he sign it as he left the committee meeting.

Trump’s son-in-law will face further questioning today from the House Intelligence Committee as part of federal investigations into the potential connections between Trump associates and the Russian government during the 2016 US presidential campaign.

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