'Momentum Kids' Children's Political Group Launched By Pro-Jeremy Corbyn Activists Is Being Mocked On Twitter

"It should have been called the National Union of Minors."

Corbyn-backing activist group Momentum has announced a plan to improve young people’s political engagement and teach them how to campaign for Labour by setting up a network of 150 local groups dubbed “Momentum Kids”.

The left-wing grassroots group will also provide creches and after-school clubs for children aged three and up, “promoting political activity that is fun, engaging and child-friendly”. They say this will free up time so parents and carers can take part in their events.

However, with people seeing it as an attempt by Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters to indoctrinate the youth, which inevitably led to this silliness...

To be fair, Momentum Kids is a far better name than Child Labour.

— Andrej (@AndrejNkv) September 19, 2016

Photos emerge of some of the members of Labour youth movement Momentum Kids pic.twitter.com/gKQmNXHYWL

— Rene (@magritte000) September 19, 2016

Sorry but Momentum Kids is the worst name. It should have been called the National Union of Minors.

— Purple Tea (@Purple_Tea_Cup) September 19, 2016

Momentum Kids
"Who's to blame for jelly & ice cream on the walls?"
"It the plotters Miss; Bliarites, BBC, Zionists, Murdoch, Illuminati"

— Ian Young (@youngian67) September 19, 2016

Momentum Kids first meeting. @UKLabour pic.twitter.com/IuVrwjzWdX

— Mr Hyde-White (@jabbawonger) September 18, 2016

"'Momentum Kids’ To Provide Political Education For Children And Childcare For Parents" pic.twitter.com/8shzf9mQHF

— (((David Bennun))) (@DavidBennun) September 18, 2016

Instead of getting tats & piercings, Momentum Kids will rebel against their parents by joining Progress & wanting to win elections.

— Theo Bertram (@theobertram) September 19, 2016

Momentum Kids was my favourite cartoon when I was growing up. The adventures of little Rosa, Karl, Che and their dog Proletariat.

— Sinister Farce (@twlldun) September 19, 2016

Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron also poked fun at the group’s plan, referring the Momentum Kids as “Tiny Trots” which gave rise to a hashtag coming up with socialist/Corbynite nursery rhymes.

The Wheels On The Bus (Are In Permanent Revolution) #TinyTrotsSongs

— Steven Duckworth (@FoxHedgehog) September 19, 2016

Old McDonnell Had A Farm#TinyTrotsSongs

— Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) September 19, 2016

"I've got a brand new Corbyn Harvester"#TinyTrotsSongs

— Nigel Maggs (@NMaggs) September 19, 2016

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Why don't violets just join the fucking Tories, then? #TinyTrotsSongs

— David Oldroyd-Bolt (@david_oldbolt) September 19, 2016

This Little Piggy Rejected the Tyranny of the Market #TinyTrotsSongs

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) September 19, 2016

London Bridge Is Falling Down due to typical Tory underinvestment in our infrastructure #TinyTrotsSongs

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) September 19, 2016

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