Moschino's Bakery Bags Are The Fashion Accessory Nobody Kneads

"£758 to look like you're holding a Subway."
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We all got a bit obsessed with bread this year, baking sourdough to pass the hours during the first national lockdown. Now, fashion house Moschino has decided to cash in on the trend – but it hasn’t panned out so well.

The brand is selling a series of bakery-themed bags at eye-watering prices, which we’re sure would leave Paul Hollywood gawping in confusion.

Among the accessories is a baguette-shaped clutch – pictured above – in ‘faux leather’ (aka plastic) with a gold-plated Moschino logo. It’ll set you back a mere £758.

Meanwhile the croissant-shaped bag, also £758, comes with a gold-plated chain shoulder strap and burnt pastry detail. Yum.

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The bags have been on sale for a while, but gained attention on social media this weekend after makeup artist Leila Giscombe shared a screenshot captioned: ”£758 to look like you’re holding a Subway.”

Others soon followed with jokes and criticisms about the designs.

£758 to look like you’re holding a subway🤣🤣 is this a joke pic.twitter.com/9Fvk7Y4rIf

— LEILA (@omgitsleilaa) December 4, 2020

@Moschino You may be the upper crust when it comes to fashion & as much as we knead & loaf you, I kneaded to wheat in when we saw our BAGuette design has been recrumbated/pinched. We are in disbeyest by what we saw today. Ours cost £1.20 to bake, please don't baguette about this. pic.twitter.com/I0YFso5c7u

— Tasha (@Tasha69677503) December 3, 2020

Biggest dupe going ~ save yourself £757.15 pic.twitter.com/3OW7pvMuCV

— BehindTheFalseLashes 🕊 (@HannahLouisa_xo) December 3, 2020

yall can’t make this shit up 😭 https://t.co/Zjc0U5YRHC

— haribo🏳️ (@habiba_qurashi) December 6, 2020

If you’re thinking of buying one of these bags, baguette about it.

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