Look, sometimes love is sending someone an aubergine emoji. Sometimes it’s telling them you have a sausage to put between their buns. It’s a funny emotion, what can we say?
On the most romantic day of the year, you might like to tell someone you’re nuts for them. You may prefer to give them permission to sit on your face. It’s your call. But if you fancy someone and you want to send them a completely inappropriate message, we’ve got you covered. Or uncovered, as the case may be.
Behold, the best NSFW Valentine’s Day cards.
Feeling Fruity Aubergine Card, Moonpig, from £3.29
Spank That Ass, Scribbler, from £2.49
Is Your Name Margherita, Scribbler, from £2.49
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