Reactions Pour In For Rudy Giuliani's Name Brand Coffee

The best part of waking up should not include Rudy Coffee in your cup.
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Rudy Giuliani’s latest racket is brewing up some strong reactions.

Giuliani announced the arrival of his own coffee brand, Rudy Coffee, this weekend, in what appeared to be an attempt to distract from his extensive legal issues and ongoing bankruptcy.

On Sunday, the former Donald Trump lawyer happily hawked his product in an obviously AI-enhanced video, showing off three varieties of beans, all emblazoned with Giuliani’s own face and slogans, including “fighting for justice,” “enjoying life” and “America’s mayor.”

Reactions quickly poured in online as people ruthlessly mocked the $30 price tag for Giuliani’s two-pound bags of java, which he described as the “finest beans imaginable.”

Though some people worried about the havoc Rudy’s roast would wreak on their stomachs, others called the former New York City mayor out for the obvious grift.

Others wondered if a cup of his coffee could cause a literal meltdown, similar to when Giuliani appeared to drip black dye from his head during his infamous press conference about alleged voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election.

i’ve watched this 3x this morning 💀 the way he screams “RUDY COFFEE” gets me every time https://t.co/Y7AUeMTrHo

— aaron (@aaronology101) May 21, 2024

While the inspiration behind Giuliani’s latest venture is unclear, it does seem like he’s in need of a new gig.

Earlier this month, Giuliani was suspended from his radio hosting gig with WABC Radio after refusing to stop peddling conspiracy theories about how the 2020 election was stolen. According to the New York Post, he earned $15,000 a month from the job.

Giuliani’s promotional push for his coffee comes shortly after he was served with indictment papers during a party in Florida celebrating his upcoming 80th birthday. The indictment is related to a case about an alleged conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in Arizona.

Giuliani was arraigned on Tuesday; he pleaded not guilty to nine felony charges he is facing in the case, according to The Associated Press.

See some more choice reactions about Giuliani’s coffee right here:

"Good to the last drip" pic.twitter.com/87JB0UQD5v

— BruceGoldberg (@bgoldbergpdx) May 19, 2024

My mug after drinking Rudy Giuliani’s coffee: https://t.co/0NpCatiQO5 pic.twitter.com/RMyLtOZrtY

— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) May 21, 2024

When you need a bitter start to the day

— Donald 🗽🇺🇸🏴🇺🇦🌻 (@007__NIL) May 19, 2024

1 SIP OF THE RUDY COFFEE https://t.co/k6MBFdFKdZ pic.twitter.com/YuK7utzqG0

— Jarson (@PunishedOmbies) May 21, 2024

Missed opportunity that he didn’t call his coffee A Rudy Awakening https://t.co/wb85TpicAB

— mikey reid (@mrmikeyreid) May 21, 2024

It tastes like hair dye and disappointment.

— 🌊🇺🇸Alan Smithee🌊🇺🇸⚖️☮️ (@AlanSmitheeDGA) May 20, 2024

Do not drink Rudy Giuliani’s coffee beans https://t.co/N6SE33XaDu pic.twitter.com/iLESrgOm4P

— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) May 21, 2024

Poor Rudy Giuliani really has “Hide The Pain Harold” vibes in the promotional photos for his new coffee brand. pic.twitter.com/YmkPLuPVEW

— Blair Wigley (@BlairWigley) May 18, 2024

Good to the last grift

— Anthony LoPresti (@AnthonyLoPresti) May 19, 2024
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