Novichok Suspects Alexander Petrov And Ruslan Boshirov Roundly Mocked For Saying They Visited Salisbury As 'Tourists'

Unsurprisingly, people have had plenty of fun with Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov's interview on RT.
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When Vladimir Putin called on the two suspects in the Novichok poisoning attack to make themselves known to the media, it didn’t take a genius to work out what would happen next.

Right on cue, Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov gave an interview on state-funded channel RT on Thursday morning, during which they described their dismay at being swept up in an international scandal.

The pair were identified by the British government as being responsible for the March attack on Russian former double agent Sergei Skripal, 66, and his daughter Yulia, 33. Both were held in intensive care for weeks after they were exposed to the Soviet-developed deadly nerve agent.

So what were these two men really doing in Salisbury? According to their interview, seeing the sights, of course. Can’t two men travel nearly 2,000 miles for a two day mini-break?

As you might expect, their joint interview has prompted plenty of conversation online and on Twitter, where people have been having a lot of fun with the duo’s odd explanation.

Firs up, the claim the men visited Salisbury just to see the Cathedral has induced plenty of eye-rolling:

I mean, who hasn't made a flying visit from Moscow, just to visit Salisbury Cathedral?

— Adam Parsons (@AdamParsons1) September 13, 2018

"We went to see famous Salisbury Cathedral and we now give you facts about its height and clock which are in first paragraph of the Wikipedia page, and never mind that walking west down Fisherton Street takes you away from the cathedral which we definitely went to see." #Skripal

— Guy Walters (@guywalters) September 13, 2018

These two lads were just visiting Salisbury Cathedral. They do look like they enjoy a good cathedral to be fair, glad that’s all cleared up https://t.co/cbSTKWJ56x

— Jonathan Humphries (@JHumphriesEcho) September 13, 2018

"What d'ya fancy? Madrid, Paris, Berlin, Rome?"
"Nah, fancy Salisbury Cathedral myself"
"6000 miles mate, we can visit Stonehenge, Old Sarum, could also look at London?"
"Nah, just Salisbury Cathedral for me mate" https://t.co/3eMOmhhXNq

— the flipper vibes (@flippertw33t) September 13, 2018

When your friend tells you he's *NEVER SEEN* the well-preserved Magna Carta in Salisbury Cathedral. pic.twitter.com/uiJb7SD2KS

— Oliver Bullough (@OliverBullough) September 13, 2018

The suspects added that “muddy slush” from leftover snow prevented them from walking to Stonehenge too. Cue more eye-rolling:

when you travel all the way from russia for a weekend visit to stonehenge but it's snowing too badly so you have to go visit a cathedral twice instead and end up getting accused of state-sponsored murder :(:(:(:( https://t.co/6YztaXlxyS

— Simon "Halloween 2017!" Jenkin (@Simonjenkin) September 13, 2018

The Skripal suspects claim they came to Salisbury to see the cathedral and Stonehenge, but didn't visit Stonehenge because there was "muddy slush everywhere". The three hour walk probably put them off too. pic.twitter.com/z6wWylf6nq

— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) September 13, 2018

This excuse is about as ridiculous as the bit in Spinal Tap when the 18-inch Stonehenge descends https://t.co/Xew6Ptn5W2

— max seddon (@maxseddon) September 13, 2018

Seriously though, imagine coming to the UK and complaining about the terrible weather:

They came all the way to the UK to visit Stonehenge. Were SURPRISED that it was raining. RAINING. IN THE UK. And so returned within 30 minutes. Next they will say they visited Italy the week after but left because it was too warm. https://t.co/GRvl4vzSaL

— Mike Blakeney (@mikeblakeney) September 13, 2018

Who among us hasn’t travelled several hundred miles to see a cathedral and Stonehenge but were put off by mild snow?

Russians as we know, hate cold weather, famous for it...https://t.co/WFIOKGpnAf

— 𝗔𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗢’𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻 (@ArtimusFoul) September 13, 2018

Then there’s the fact they decided to stay in London for the duration of this incredibly short sight-seeing trip:

Yes, when I visit the world famous Salisbury Cathedral I always stay at the City Stay hotel in Bow east London. It's just so handy... https://t.co/OvJhyyjueh

— Dallas Campbell (@dallascampbell) September 13, 2018

And the timing of it:

As a person who grew up near Salisbury, getting a return train from London to Salisbury on a Sunday is madness.

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 13, 2018

The real winner though, is Salisbury Cathedral:

Check out the replies to that tweet too, they’re Twitter gold.

Salisbury Cathedral’s spire is the tallest in Britain, reaching the impressive height of 123m! It is no wonder that it can be seen for miles around and plays such a significant part of the surrounding landscape.

Photograph by Ash Mills pic.twitter.com/NbfcSwGjVg

— Salisbury Cathedral (@SalisburyCath) September 13, 2018
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