#speaklikemay Sees Theresa May's Sophy Ridge On Sunday Interview Mocked

Theresa May is currently delivering a masterclass in saying lots of words while saying absolutely nothing whatsoever #Ridge

— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) January 8, 2017

Government line is we are leaving the single market. Said on record by ministers... weird why she won't just say it. https://t.co/rEFPKd4pLU https://t.co/xWfKzOfOeM

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) January 8, 2017

Did you lock the front door? “ I’m convinced that locking the front door is the only way to prevent it from being opened.” #SpeakLikeMay

— LeicaLout (@wyeipad) January 8, 2017

"Can you put the kettle on?" "Look, I believe that hot water is a vital part of any hot drink, and I have a plan in place." #speaklikemay

— MATHEW GABЯIEL (@mpgabster) January 8, 2017

"Are you really sick?" "Look, sickness means sickness and I'm going to make an illness of it. We'll set out the symptoms soon" #speaklikeMay

— Siddo Dwyer (@Siddo_D) January 8, 2017

"Owen, you fed the cat?" "Look, I firmly believe good nutrition is critical, both for a cat's health, and a cat's well-being" #speaklikemay

— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) January 8, 2017

"Taken out rubbish?" "Look, a clean house is part of my longterm, cleanliness agenda. In time, it'll benefit the whole family" #speaklikeMay

— Siddo Dwyer (@Siddo_D) January 8, 2017

I'm gonna learn from May. "Owen, you done the dishes?" "Look it's important dishes are clean and that we have the right washing up liquid."

— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) January 8, 2017

'Have you put a wash on?'
' Look. I've said before that washing machines are essential for stain removal and I stand by that' #speaklikemay

— caro (@falsemonica) January 8, 2017

'Fancy a cuppa?' 'Look, I firmly believe the mug as a liquid container is an essential element to the process' #speaklikemay

— Alice Corner (@blerhgh) January 8, 2017

"Is that a wig?"
"Hard-working people know the value of hair cover. Plans put in place to ensure that are well under way." #SpeaklikeMay

— Daniel Thomas OBE (@dapperfox) January 8, 2017

"Have you filed that piece yet?" I file pieces all the time. I've filed before and I will file again. I have a plan to file. #SpeaklikeMay

— Laura Means Laura!☀️ (@MissLauraMarcus) January 8, 2017

@OwenJones84 Leon, did you change baby's nappy? Look, nappy changes are of fundamental importance. Baby shit means baby shit. #speaklikemay

— Leon B (@LeonBetsworth) January 8, 2017

Have you played football? Look, I firmly believe that a football is an essential piece of kit to play football. #SpeakLikeMay

— arembooks (@arembooks) January 8, 2017

"Did you fart?" Farting is an important element in creating a stinky room. I have been in stinky rooms. With a plan. #speaklikemay

— Ray Blake (@RayBlake) January 8, 2017