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What Do Women Do In The Bath? These Bath Tray Manufacturers Have Some Wild Ideas

Coffee and wine? Good heavens.
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Life Editor at HuffPost UK

If you aren’t juggling multiple beverages and at least two electronic devices while also attempting to paint your nails, are you really taking a bath correctly?

Apparently not, according to bath tray manufacturers – who have some seriously out-there ideas about what women do in the bath. (And how much stuff they need to take in with them!)

The ridiculousness of their product photos was pointed out in a Twitter thread by pianist Sharon Su – and we just can’t get enough of it.

The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting pic.twitter.com/wHWCRteSYO

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

According to the manufacturers, essential bath time items include:

Undressed salad

Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks notes] small undressed salad pic.twitter.com/NgA3ri2wXb

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

Coffee, plus wine, plus an empty mug

You know it's not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes pic.twitter.com/yFkBPczJfK

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

The National Geographic, nail varnish, and dry cereal

As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich pic.twitter.com/OlBddJn8xq

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

Perfume with a side of electric blue cocktail

This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j'adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail pic.twitter.com/TO5QblI48N

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

Waffles

Look if you're not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing pic.twitter.com/2EQvQNsa9k

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

And finally, not one but two phones

The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance...not one, but TWO phones pic.twitter.com/NulMR2S1yE

— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019

Honestly it’s like a round on the Generation Game – and if you’re too young to understand that reference, we recommend hitting up YouTube next time you’re in the bath.

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