Kids crack us up with the things they say, so when the internet had the chance to ask a three-year-old anything, it went down pretty well.
Reddit user MyUnAlteredMind, whose toddler claims to know everything, set up an AMA (ask me anything) thread on the social platform.
What followed were hundreds and hundreds of questions for the little boy - and the dad did his best to ask them all to his son.
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The answers were as literal, hilarious and as toddler-like as you’d expect. Here are 10 of our favourites.
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What a hero.