11 Tweets That Sum Up Our Feelings Towards Tinder Anthems

'The Thong Song, but only after the key change.'

For anyone who had Myspace, the concept of a profile song is very familiar - it’s the only way to let friends know how edgy and ironic you were.

Now, in the best ever homage to the mid-Noughties, Tinder has paired up with Spotify to let swipers pick a profile song: otherwise known as their ‘Tinder Anthem’.

As these 11 Twitter users reveal, the internet simply cannot handle all the feelings.

1. Realising we’ve all been here before.

People are all excited because they can add a #TinderAnthem to their profiles. Big deal... Back in the day, I had Nelly on my #MySpace page.

— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) September 21, 2016

2. In fact, why don’t we go really old school?

3. This will undoubtedly help us make choices faster.

4. And help us articulate what we’re looking for.

my #TinderAnthem is the Thong Song but only after the key change

— Ryan Drake (@Rayke) September 21, 2016

5. No need to beat around the bush.

Setting @DeJLoaf's "Back Up" as my #TinderAnthem may be the smartest dating decision I've made in years.

— Cristina Mendoza (@xtonson) September 20, 2016

6. All our passive aggressive bios are now redundant.

*reinstalls tinder to add "bitch better have my money" as my #tinderanthem, then deletes tinder* https://t.co/PT78R6qUz3

— Taryn Arnold (@Thetarynarnold) September 20, 2016

7. We can really up-sell ourselves.

@DrewOnTheRadio @1025TheBone *NSYNC- Its Gonna Be Me. The perfect #TinderAnthem

— Cody Graham (@crashovride) September 21, 2016

8. And just say it how it is.

So how many of you bitches are using "Do You Wanna Come Over?" as your #TinderAnthem?

— Mood Ring (@glory_spears) September 21, 2016

9. Music gives a far more accurate picture of our dating ambitions than words ever could.

10 . And instantly flags up potential soulmates.

If your #TinderAnthem isn't Careless Whisper you're doing it wrong

— E-Nagz (@naglebagle52) September 21, 2016

11. But then you remember that your music taste is f**king terrible and know you’ll be alone forever.

Back to the drawing board.

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