A toddler who struggled to pronounce the name βCasperβ, inadvertently turned the friendly ghost into something a lot less pleasant.
Mum blogger Mary Backstrom, from the US, posted a photo of her son - who she refers to as Nugget - with a blanket over his head, pretending to be a ghost.
Writing on Facebook, the mum shared their conversation: βNugget: βOoooOoooo! Iβm Ass Burn!β Me: βWait, what?ββ
The mum continued: βNugget: βI am Ass Burn!β
βMe, trying not to pee my pants: βBenjamin, I donβt know who that is. Can you tell me more about, um... Assburn?β
βNugget: βYah, mummy! Like βASSSburn the friendly ghost! The friendly ghostβ.
βMe: *falls over dead*β.
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