12 Tweets That Sum Up The Pain Of Neighbours

In an ideal world we’d be popping over to our neighbours for a cup of sugar, but the reality is that some forget to put the bins out and their sex life keeps us up all night.

A new survey from One Poll has revealed that 62% of Brits would consider moving house if they had a nightmare neighbour, not to mention 10% of 18-24 year olds have seen their neighbours naked...

How long till we can move to the moon?

1. Moving In Next Door

Moved into a new flat. My neighbour was saying hello really sweetly so I said hello back, full of hope.

She was talking to a cat.
— Taylor Glenn (@taylorglennUK) September 3, 2016

2. Trying To Learn Their Name

I've never known if my neighbour is called Simon or Steven and today my brain had a meltdown & I called him:
Semen.
I said 'Hello Semen'
— Bry (@BryOnTour) September 12, 2016

3. Getting Familiar

WAS SAT ON MY SOFA IN MY UNDERWEAR AND MY NEIGHBOUR CAME AND KNOCKED ON THE WINDOW, PEERED IN AND SAID 'COOEY', KILL ME RIGHT NOW
— Cait Pilkington (@CaitPilkington) September 13, 2016

4. Being Part Of Their Relationship

I just heard my neighbour yell "YOU WERE A MISTAKE, TIM!" then a few minutes later she's blasting Alanis Morrissette. Go girl!
— CAMJAM THANKYOU MAAM (@iamcameronjames) September 13, 2016

5. Every Part Of Their Relationship

Either my neighbour is having sex or his girlfriend has just discovered that everyone she ever loved died in a plane crash
— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) September 6, 2016

6. Getting A Little Too Close

In all honesty I dunno if this day can get any worse. Just matched with my neighbour on tinder by mistake and he's trying to chat. KILL ME🙂🙂
— amy (@a_mywilson) September 12, 2016

7. Early Mornings

My neighbour wakes me up every morning by whistling loudly - so have taken to whistling right back.
It's the most OAP duel of all time.
— Chlöe Howl (@ChloeHowl) September 3, 2016

8. Hangovers

My neighbour is always quiet but as soon as I'm hungover to fuck he's storming around like a fucking elephant, pipe down ya fuckin potato
— Scott King (@ScottKiing) September 3, 2016

9. Recycling Wars

Bloody good effort with the recycling by my neighbour I'd say #SaveThePlanet ace party I reckon 🍺🍺 pic.twitter.com/MvhPcgKYtz
— Michael (@michaellfox) September 2, 2016

10. Next Level Recycling Wars

My neighbour is so annoying he's always smiling & waving but it's like.. I know you stole my recycling box #Rude
— Aleisha (@A1eisha) September 3, 2016

11. When Things Turn Sour

My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore. its like bad things always happen to me.
— Kenneth J. Conway (@Kenneth_Conway) September 13, 2016

12. The Ultimate Betrayal

My cat just picked my neighbour over me and I have never felt so betrayed in my life
— Ion a (@_I_own_a_) September 2, 2016

That is the final straw.

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