‘She’s A Puker’: Woman Prints Hilarious Descriptions Of Her Cats For Pet-Sitter

She's heavily invested in her furry friends 🐱

Any cat owner will know the pain of leaving their moggies behind while going off on holiday. After all, how would a temporary cat-sitter even begin to know their likes and dislikes which you’ve carefully decoded over the years?

One proud cat mum wanted to ensure her felines got the best care possible, so she left very detailed descriptions of her four cats for the pet-sitter. Photos of the printed bios, which came illustrated with photographs no less, were shared on Twitter by the woman’s daughter Allison (@ablington), from Massachusetts.

The lengthy descriptions - which featured everything from their eating to humping habits - have had the internet in hysterics and also nodding in agreement, with other cat owners crawling out of the woodwork to compare notes.

So my mom went on vacation and printed out illustrated bios for each of her four cats for the cat sitter pic.twitter.com/wLFJo6Fp3R

— Allison F.🦉 (@ablington) April 21, 2018

The first cat to get a personality analysis was Pootydoots (who also answers to Poots, Poo and Poo-doots). Poots is a “very friendly cat” but is “initially wary of strangers” and will “probably hide” until she gets to know you. Like any foodie she’ll come out of hiding if you shake the treat bag. She loves a rub on the belly, enjoys sitting on laps and likes the company of fellow cats Lucy and Copper, but is not fond of Jack “who tries to hump her on a daily basis”.

Meanwhile, Pootydoots brother from another mother Cooper is a “quiet cat who doesn’t need much attention”. Like a lot of humans “he is not super friendly” but does enjoy the ocassional ear scratch. He’s relatively gentle - his owner has “only heard him hiss a couple of times” and is adamant that he “never bites”. He’s also a bit of a gannet. “He would eat ALL of their food if he could get away with it” and “if he thinks food is going to be served he will emerge from wherever he is sleeping”. Same.

Here are the other two cat bios to satisfy your needs. Lucy and Jack. pic.twitter.com/zqfo48datt

— Allison F.🦉 (@ablington) April 22, 2018

The woman also described her moggy Lucy (aka Lucy-fur, Luce) who is “the friendliest” of the bunch and “loves everyone including total strangers and the UPS man”. Lucy is Cooper’s sister, she’s best buds with Pootydoots and she’s “okay with Jack”. She’s apparently a bit of an escape artist, “she will try to sneak outside if you leave the door open for more than two seconds”, and is also notorious for her vomiting tendencies. “Like I told you yesterday, she’s a puker,” wrote her owner. Because she vomits a lot, her food has to be spread thinly on a plate so she eats it slowly (high maintenance). She’s a major cat-rovert: “she loves people but is very capable of just hanging out with her cat friends”.

Last but not least, Jack. Despite his humping tendencies, “he is the most skittish of the four”, responding well to calm, quite voices. Anything loud - such as sneezes, small children, probably fog horns - will send him running. He likes to sleep in a very specific cabinet in the kitchen but also has MANY other favourite spots. It’s probably best that he’s not picked up, but he “purrs up a storm if you scratch him around the ears and chin”. Interestingly he also drools while he purrs, “so beware the drips”.

Enjoyed that? Here are some more hilarious descriptions from cat owners on the net. Some people have even gone to extremes by videoing their handovers.

I had to leave my mom similar ones when I went away 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oM9miJnxFv

— andrea🌙 rose (@X0X0angiee) April 23, 2018

Thought my mum was he only one crazy enough to do this pic.twitter.com/VSYWkb7ERF

— CatrionaGallagher (@catgallagherr) April 22, 2018

Been doing this fur years and recently in video form. They start with an intro of each cat and a run through of names (real name, middle name(s), nicknames) then a tour through their sweet spots with a demo of how they like them scritched. This stuff is so impawtent 😻😻😻

— MTC 🐱 (@MultiTaskingCat) April 23, 2018

😹Im not the only one. I leave bios, feeding/care instructions, a credit card for emergencies/extra treats, phone numbers/directions for 24 hr vet and number/address for where I’m staying. Oh and I also have a Furbo to check in to make sure they follow da rules 😹#crazycatlady

— Valerie (@uhhhsorryno) April 23, 2018
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