This Woman's Failed Attempt At Cooking A Turkey Has Left Us With A Lot Of Questions

Takeaway anyone? 🦃

We know that being in charge of the Christmas dinner can be a challenge for the uninitiated, especially because turkey isn’t something we cook that often.

But there’s a dry breast, and then there is this culinary fail.

Monica Noel shared a photograph on Twitter of her coworker’s turkey looking a little worse for wear.

My coworker doesn’t deserve holidays y’all, THANKSGIVING IS OVER, CANCELLED! #LookAtThisShit pic.twitter.com/MNoQ74wbpF

— Monica Noel (@Mon_Solo_) November 20, 2017

The 25-year-old university student said: “My coworker doesn’t deserve holidays y’all, Thanksgiving is over, cancelled!”

Noel confirmed that the turkey had been left in the communal office oven to bake during her friend’s shift and be taken home later for the bank holiday.

Alas, it was not meant to be.

The women think it got so burned because it was covered in a sugar coating, although we are still pretty impressed with that all-over charcoal face mask coverage tbh.

Noel confirmed no one had attempted to eat the carcass, particularly because it was still “raw and pink” when they cut it open.

Once the nausea had subsided, there were some fairly obvious comparisons to be made, and the internet did not disappoint.

My turkeys never wear cat suits 😕

— 𝓃𝒶𝒿𝓂𝒶𝒽 (@say_anything05) November 20, 2017

I keep coming back to this wondering why tf this turkey is covered in leather pic.twitter.com/vkEE7eM9iD

— Jennifer Rodriguez🌹 (@Ms_Jennifer_) November 24, 2017

was he trying to remake the Supa Dupa Fly video? pic.twitter.com/KC2kMk7Std

— ☭ Happy Eating Turkey to Whitewash Genocide Month☭ (@myAIMSNwasworse) November 24, 2017

Demoturkey! 🙇🏽♀️🙇🏽♀️😭 pic.twitter.com/bYY4baHpMG

— Sumaya Mohamud (@sumayamohamud) November 24, 2017

pic.twitter.com/5FBrXvnpdZ

— Football Head (@IMissMyPencils) November 24, 2017

And.......I'm out of ideas. Happy Thanksgiving! pic.twitter.com/ift3747JC2

— Football Head (@IMissMyPencils) November 24, 2017

Better luck next time guys.

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