7 WTF Moments From Last Night's Brexit Vote To Help You Deal With Our Current Political Mess

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Last night the country’s elected officials gathered in Westminster to try and hammer out... oh you know the score by now, it was Brexit-related and it was a bit of a farce.

Once again MPs, after voting to take control of Brexit last week, failed to take control of a single thing and Britain is currently heading for a no-deal scenario come 12 April.

Infographic supplied by Statista.
Infographic supplied by Statista.
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Anyway, why concentrate on that when you can suppress the imminent doom deep inside yourself and laugh at some of the weirder moments from last night’s indicative votes?

To begin, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you Tory MP Steve Baker, or as his mum calls him, apparently, “BREXIT HARDMAN STEVE BAKER”.

“How are you feeling tonight?”

Steve Baker MP: “Well everyone knows i’m BREXIT HARDMAN STEVE BAKER as far as i’m aware..” pic.twitter.com/Mf4tI3nkmF

— James Davies (@jamesorharry) April 1, 2019

Yes, he actually said that. No, we have no idea what he was on about either.

Watching Steve Baker I might turn over to Partridge to see someone with a better sense of what on earth he is up to.

— Philip Collins (@PCollinsTimes) April 1, 2019

So it was (sort of?) touching when, in the BBC’s The Brexit Storm: Laura Kuenssberg’s Inside Story, he was shown to be close to tears and battling a wobbly lip after voting down the PM’s deal last month.

BBC

Over on Sky News, the graphics team had obviously thought long and hard about how to illustrate the complexities and potential impact of Brexit on trade.

The result? This floating head unceremoniously projected onto a shipping container like some kind of weird trade troll.

Sky News

One a more serious note, there was plenty of drama around the vote, not least when Tory MP Nick Boles quit the party “with immediate effect” because the party “has shown itself to be incapable of compromise”.

"My party refuses to compromise, I regret therefore that I can no longer sit for this party" - emotional Conservative MP Nick Boles quits party whip after #indicativevotes2 and is applauded in Commons

Reaction & analysis: https://t.co/FMx4xZ0rGR pic.twitter.com/vJ9YhtMVRk

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) April 1, 2019

The government clearly took it well...

On the matter of Nick Boles resignation, one government source said: "Nothing worse than a sore loser"

It's the wild west in here, folks....

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) April 1, 2019

As if all this wasn’t enough, scantily-clad demonstrators had to be removed from the House of Commons earlier in the day after they launched a protest over climate change during the debate.

Parliament just got a little bit more nuts! pic.twitter.com/znZa5AndUu

— James Heappey MP (@JSHeappey) April 1, 2019

Interrupting parliamentary proceedings ahead of another crunch vote on Europe, the men and women stripped off to reveal slogans such as “Climate Justice Act Now” on their torsos.

The Metropolitan Police said 12 people were arrested for outraging public decency.

Here’s Ed Miliband trying to act professionally.

*Ed Miliband internal monologue*

'Best have a quick look, see what's going on..........and perhaps a second look, make sure security have it under control..........a third would just seem pervy, close your eyes Ed, that's it, keep them closed' pic.twitter.com/5nwXPtxh5x

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) April 1, 2019

And finally, here’s Tory MP Mark Francois who was clearly not very happy at will the evening’s proceedings.

Not content with telling Philip Hammond where to go on live radio...

"And as for you Mr Hammond, my eternal message to you is 'up yours!'" Mark Francois MP just now on @BBCRadio4 World Tonight.

— David Aaronovitch (@DAaronovitch) April 1, 2019

... he also claimed the votes were “an attempted coup against the British people”, wonderfully misinterpreting the very meaning of the word “coup”.

'If you stop talking I'll answer your question.'

In a heated exchange with @PaulBrandITV, Conservative MP Mark Francois says tonight's Brexit votes were an 'attempted coup against the British people'

Read more: https://t.co/A6h1143tqU pic.twitter.com/Vhd9yy89yu

— ITV News (@itvnews) April 1, 2019

Nicky Morgan’s face is all of us right now...

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