a level results day
"Good luck to everyone reading Jeremy Clarkson’s A Levels tweet today."
"Stay positive and it will all sort itself out."
"Prince Harry got a D and B. He flew helicopter for a living and married Meghan Markle. You can do anything."
But the number of students gaining university places has fallen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what do I do with 2 Ds and a U?