Adele
It's got painted handprints and everything.
If you're looking to procrastinate, you've come to the right place.
We want an invite to her Halloween party next year.
The 28-year-old is 'too scared' to have another child.
'My womb is starting to ache a little bit.'
'I know that sounds ridiculous but it’s one thing I really plan on doing.'
All isn't lost, though (As long as you don't mind getting a plane ticket).
'I did my show last night and I loved it, but I pushed too hard.'
Will the 'Hello' superstar do another U-turn though?
Worthy Farm will be a doddle compared to this.