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We didn't see this coming.
Apprentice star says Theresa May would have been 'fired' on his show.
'Oh Theresa, what have you done?'
Can't every day be like this?
He's already playing tennis.
And then there were two...
We're down to the final two.
'Can you imagine having to spend days chasing around after hooligans?'
And no, it wasn't because she 'couldn't hack it'.
One 'feels sorry' for Lord Sugar, while another says his monobrow proves his prowess.