Animals
"Help, why do I want to cry?"
Parrots are simply never having a normal one.
"Sometimes, I’ll say something to my dog then he will blankly stare past me and I just know he’s seeing how I die."
Owls eyes aren't exactly what you'd expect.
P-p-p-pick a patella placement...
"Does anyone else have a pet that nags them to go to sleep? like, do you have work tomorrow or something lil bro??"
I always knew dolphins were cheeky but their relationship with pufferfish is hilarious.
They may be cute but pandas have no game.
Listen, becoming friends with a crow wasn't on my to-do list either but I have to now.