Animals

The flightless bird was plucked from the runway and taken to a nearby zoo to feast on fish.
"When I leave for more than four hours my cat gets so upset she throws up so sometimes I look at my boyfriend and I'm like do you even love me"
"when i say i got that dog in me i mean im insecure confused and really scared right now"
"it's really unfair that my dog and me can't sit down and share a cup of joe"
"my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors"
Just in case the grinches among us need their moods lifted.
"'You let your cat in your bed' I’d let my cat borrow my car."
“No matter how much my wife likes her Christmas gifts from me she will like the gift our dog ‘bought her’ more.”
Manatees Romeo and Juliet are swimming with new pals after being transferred out of an aquarium where Romeo spent months alone in a pool.