ant and dec
Croc vagina, anyone?
He's succeeding previous presenters Ant and Dec.
Their new three-year contract is rumoured to be worth a whopping £30m.
But Owen Smith recognises Taylor Swift and admits to singing Shake It Off.
Everyone's favourite Geordie duo have also landed themselves on the list.
'It's like he's after a job at the BBC. In the 1970s.'
Ant debuted his beard during the first semi-final.
Not so 'little' anymore.