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'The only other candidate is my left bollock with a smiley face painted on it.'
'Why can’t people stop it from happening? There’s enough f*****g money in the world for everybody.'
'I say Honey, you say...'
The presenter was suffering from 'exhaustion and a viral infection.'
There are reports fires have been lit.
It's the most wonderful time of the year (more or less).
There are more than a few surprises...
Make hers a sparkling water.