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'That's my special friend who sings to me.'
I'm angry. But when did you learn to do that?
'I just cry like a baby.'
'The kid I babysit thinks I pay his mum to let me hang out with him.'
'He superglued his finger to his scrotum'.
Double trouble. Mostly trouble.
‘So I could feast for days and days.'
Sex shops: not cool.