BBC
The BBC hasn't ruled out using the iD to enforce the licence fee.
'Thanks for reminding us that sometimes something goes right.'
But the BBC have insisted there's nothing wrong with a bit of daytime swearing.
'Breadxit doesn't mean Breadxit.'
It was 'better to have a clean break and someone new,' she said.
This looks a trifle silly now.
'We hope Love Productions change their mind so that Bake Off can stay ad free'.
'This one has been around longer than yours - and it's better looking.'
The conspiracy is bigger than you could ever imagine.
About BBC
The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) is a British public service broadcasting organisation. It was founded in 1922, and in 1936 launched the world's first regular high definition television service. It operates under Royal Charter in a licence agreement with the UK government, and receives money from the licence fee which is supplemented by the commercial activities of BBC Worldwide. The BBC operates several television channels, including the flagship BBC One and Two channels, as well as radio stations serving the whole of the UK and its different regions.