brooklyn beckham
We won’t be adding this to our spag bol anytime soon.
David and Victoria Beckham's eldest son previously claimed to have as many as 70 tattoos inspired by his wife.
The model-turned-aspiring-photographer-turned-aspiring-chef's latest cookery video didn't exactly impress everyone.
Nicola was left "laughing so hard" at her husband's performance... though it wasn't exactly intentional.
Eldest son Brooklyn and wife Nicola joined the rest of the Beckham clan on the front row.
"It’s just not the truth."
"We just didn't click at all."
“She always cries when I get her another tattoo. I always love to surprise her with new ink.”
The 23-year-old's TV cooking segments have proved particularly divisive in recent months.