Carol Vorderman
Sorry, that's the sound of our eyes rolling out of our head.
Morale has taken a turn for the worse in camp.
She agrees with the rest of us.
She wants to help lift the taboo around the subject.
'She's a princess on a panel show, what will she be like in the jungle?'
Not bad for a few weeks 'work'.
Move over Jungle Jane, here comes Campfire Carol!
Get to know this year's jungle-dwelling stars...
The great, the good and the who-are-you?