channel 4
'There was an email about it which has been promptly ignored.'
We felt tired just watching it.
'It's like borrowing a baby orangutan.'
And yet, the stars continue to sign up.
Would your child resist it?
Mess, mess, and more mess - according to 'Parenting For Idiots'.
'We've been asked to give people strikes for checking the time.'
They have very big shoes to fill.