coleen rooney
"Detective Dave" suggested Coleen make up stories in a bid to uncover who was leaking them to the press back in January.
According to reports, Rebekah has cut short her holiday in Dubai.
"It's got it all!", thunders one US newspaper as story is translated into German and Norwegian.
It's... already iconic.
Coleen revealed she devised an Instagram scheme to find out how the media learned of stories about her family life.
The footballer accused the paper of a "smear" campaign after they ran a front page story "making it look like he took a girl back to his team hotel".
"They come in handy sometimes and can be very educational."
Including how likely it is that the rumours are true.
As a mother of three boys, I will not have people saying Coleen must be disappointed that she didn't have a girl
She revealed his name on Twitter.