Conservative Party
It didn't go down as well as he'd hoped.
Heather Wheeler tweeted a medal table of Britain’s former colonial countries
'Some idiot press officer somehow got her to do an interview'
Mark Clarke was suspended from the Conservative Party.
'They’ve exonerated themselves.'
'Time for Labour to sit up and take note.'
'Women should have the right to wear what they want.'
At least he's got all those other salaries left.
"Britons in Brussels are advised against all but essential comparisons to Hitler."
