Craig Revel Horwood
'I have to be nit-picky – someone’s got to be.'
'I sold my wares for dance lessons.'
'Squish, squish, my heart's bleeding...'
'There might have been a tear or two but that’s as far as it went.'
'Oh, what a thrill...'
Now this we can get behind.
We think he could be onto something here...
We do love a drama on a cruise ship.
Craig and Bruno might want to cover their ears for this one.