Cycling
An eight-year-old girl read out the names of all the people who have died on London's roads in 2016.
'I f*cking love it when you cyclists die.'
And we're really jealous.
Sometimes it all just gets a bit much.
'I still had all of the physiological benefits from having a baby.'
'You have to stop - it's the law!'
'Dangerous lorries continue to cause heartbreak and tragedy...'
'It also associates cycling with active meat cleavers.'
'This guy did NOT deserve what happened to him.'
Yes, you can avoid looking like you fell backwards through Sports Direct.