David Cameron
Prime gag-minister, amirite?
'It's only a flesh wound!'
And here are his 7 best jokes of the day
Working at no.10 whatever the weather (and boy did we have some storms in our time) is a privilege beyond compare. I used to literally pinch myself walking past the tourists through the Downing Street gates every morning, to remind myself how transitory it was, how much responsibility even a lowly aide like me had, and most of all never to take it for granted. When the music stops, it takes a chunk out of you, and you lose your bearings for a short time. I hope David Cameron and his team recover theirs quickly. I hope they remember the extraordinary honour it is to serve your country. And I hope they learn to cherish the freedom that comes from leaving no.10 and returning to the ranks of those they used to govern.
He did actually win one referendum, remember?
'Poignant' tributes and table-banging on his last full day in office
The news we've all been waiting for.
And it is brilliant.
'It quickly loses confidence when it mirrors the ascent later in the bar'.
About David Cameron
David Cameron took office in 2010 after forming a coalition government with Nick Clegg. He has since seen the popularity of his party fall as well as internal rebellions against the alliance with the Lib Dems.