Discover Toddlers
Funny and frustrating, but treasure your child's toddler phase.
Save your money and keep it simple with these toy substitutes.
Don't. Touch. The. Mop.
'Screamed the place down.'
'Thank you for going above and beyond for a little girl you've never met before.'
'Is anyone else a blubbering mess?'
Or how to clear a café in three minutes!
Thank you, my darling toddler, for just being you.
'You are creating the bullies of the future.'
You'll watch this on replay.