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Prime minister has received his questionnaire.from the Metropolitan Police regarding alleged rule-breaking gatherings.
An ally of the PM said: “There is inevitably a degree of discretion here. Do you want the Met Police deciding who the prime minister is?"
Well worth the hangover, we'd say.
"I am so deeply tired of being governed by this collection of morons and halfwits."
“She was a special adviser, she was working in campaign headquarters but she is no longer."
It started with the watered-down Sue Gray report and ended with a mass exodus from Number 10 and Boris Johnson on the brink.
"How is Nadine going to get him out of this?"
It comes after a torrid week for Johnson who has faced calls to quit from his own MPs as well as resignations at the heart of No10.
PM's former chief aide claims witnesses would say Abba could be heard playing from the Downing Street flat.
They include a birthday party on June 19 thrown by his wife as a surprise get-together - complete with cake and up to 30 guests.