Ed Balls
Swipe at Labour MPs who back his rival Gerard Coyne to threaten Corbyn
Ed is unable to make three dates due to prior commitments.
You can't keep a good thing down.
*crosses everything*
He didn't want to make 2016 even worse
Adds Labour has gone 'backwards' on migration
Signals any return to Parliament is far off
Now this is a man who knows what 2016 needs.