Education
Teachers say authorities 'solely interested in levels and grades'.
No gold stars for guessing where pupils perform better.
'Nicky has parted from reality.'
He's the first senior Labour figure to speak at the NUT conference since 2002.
The strategy has proved extremely controversial.
Bonuses for Treasury staff and a lack of nurses were also announced
'Kids need to relax, have fun, have cuddles on the sofa, watch a movie, play.'
A secret document purporting to expose an undercover Muslim conspiracy to take over schools in Birmingham hit national news recently, prompting journalists to fall over themselves heralding a sinister 'Islamic plot', while eliciting both public statements from the Prime Minister and snap Ofsted inspections for the places of learning allegedly targeted by the conspirators.