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HuffPost Verdict: It fails to draw a festive tear.
The story claimed the child was left with 'Freddy Krueger-like' injuries.
He was asked to perform specially by Prince Harry, due to their 'close connection'.
‘It’s not rock and roll’
'He had no care or respect for our show so I let him know how I felt.'
Can you feel the love tonight? Errm, no.
And it definitely did not go unnoticed.
Including that time Duffy beat Adele in not one but two categories.
Sir Elton reckons it's 'all about politics'.