energy crisis
It's an ironic date, to say the least.
Shoutout to everyone who is obsessed with turning off the lights.
"Could someone go round to British Gas & forcibly install a windfall tax meter."
Don't rush to buy that new heater you've been eyeing up.
The energy giant confirmed profits worth £68.1 billion for 2022.
You might be pleasantly surprised.
The money will go straight into your bank account.
“Why does it take young people like me up on a f***ing gantry on the M25 for you to listen?”
The energy giant has more than doubled the amount it can take home compared to last year.
The UK does seem to be facing a large pile of crises right now.