eurovision
This year's live final had been due to take place in Rotterdam in May, but will now be delayed due to the Covid-19 outbreak.
Listen to the song by the brother of John Newman, who has previously written for Louis Tomlinson, Little Mix and Ed Sheeran.
We still came last. Very last.
"If it was Gary Barlow or Elton John, they still probably would have come last too."
It was a night of camp, questionable performances and, errm, bondage.
It was our worst performance since 2010.
History was in danger of repeating itself.
"Australia is literally me trying to leave a club without bumping into the police outside."
Not to jinx singer Michael Rice, but they seem to actually like it...?